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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML


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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64556) - you deserved it (7643)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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