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About sydneynault99 : ohey.
my name is sydney and i speak both french & english. i love to laugh and smile. also love to play sports, especially running cause it gives me such a rush. uh other sports include ringette*, softball, volleyball, track & hockey.
oh and i love to just talk so you can message me if you want to know more about me or whatever.
* (don't know what ringette is? google it yo. or ask me.. whatever)
"just be yourself. it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else."
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