About sydneynault99 : ohey.
my name is sydney and i speak both french & english. i love to laugh and smile. also love to play sports, especially running cause it gives me such a rush. uh other sports include ringette*, softball, volleyball, track & hockey.
oh and i love to just talk so you can message me if you want to know more about me or whatever.
* (don't know what ringette is? google it yo. or ask me.. whatever)
"just be yourself. it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else."
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by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
by Username / 05/01/2011 at 4:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Grrrr! / 04/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2011 at 7:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
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