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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sydneynault99 : ohey.
my name is sydney and i speak both french & english. i love to laugh and smile. also love to play sports, especially running cause it gives me such a rush. uh other sports include ringette*, softball, volleyball, track & hockey.
oh and i love to just talk so you can message me if you want to know more about me or whatever.
yeeeah :)
* (don't know what ringette is? google it yo. or ask me.. whatever)

"just be yourself. it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else."

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Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML


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On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML


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On 05/01/2011 at 4:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML


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On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML


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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML


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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML


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On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML


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On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML


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