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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 666
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sybyabraham : Wait, you're actually looking at my profile? That's surprising!

My name's Syby as you might have already figured out. I love playing games, especially sciencey games, especially especially Kerbal Space Program! Man, how much I love that game. Message me if you wanna talk! Add me on Steam- sybyabraham

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Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43702) - you deserved it (8478)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57051) - you deserved it (3660)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49914) - you deserved it (8918)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19819) - you deserved it (2112)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by that guy - United States

Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML

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