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swordfish97
  • Town/Country : Guymon, 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 March 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 39
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About swordfish97 : If you think that things can't get worse, you probably lack sufficient imagination.

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75033) - you deserved it (10604)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47137) - you deserved it (11846)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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