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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11121) - you deserved it (97358)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded lyk I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18772) - you deserved it (34600)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a cop pulled me over cuz there was a sign hidden behind looool a tree that said "No left turn" . As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left . The cop saw them, laughed, an said, "I guess your the unlucky one." FML

#14764680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39034) - you deserved it (3268)

On 01/29/2011 at 9:20pm - misc - by copper - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend was going down on me, when I hered mah dog start growling. He must have thought mah girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30157) - you deserved it (5082)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating mah town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positiond the wooden reindeer to make it look lyk they were humping. FML

#14115471
123 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57721) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML

#13536412
149 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
190 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Yesterday ma moter walked in on ma boyfriend licking wipped cream off ma nipples. FML

#8663511
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12541) - you deserved it (26381)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4723)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up thier mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's yur tip 4 the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51366) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, when I walkd up to mah car, all mah windows were smashd !! Thankfully, all I keep in mah car is jumper cables, a pen, mah car insurance an manual !! Whoever smashd mah windows apparently was pissd, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k u an yur f**king station wagon" !! FML

#6315391
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (2264)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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