Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

swimmerstud

Search for a member

swimmerstud

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5077
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About swimmerstud : Im 16 and like apple pies.

swimmerstud's page activity

Visits<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 5:41am<b>AndreNJS</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:22pm<b>Destroyer_2_2</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 9:23pm<b>usmc2277</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:18pm<b>PeterPanties</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 2:21am<b>bmmondi95</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 2:59pm<b>BlazeArmy</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 1:12am<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 10:41am<b>omgpp</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 9:37am<b>pikawarriors</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 10:52pm<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 10:07pm<b>adamant84</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 7:29am<b>curticus</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 11:40pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 6:24pm<b>tonyrules</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 8:33pm<b>ThenamesEevee</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 4:22pm<b>DeadshotDaquiri</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 12:12pm<b>Raveen</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 11:39pm

Liked!<b>usmc2277</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 12:18am

swimmerstud's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of swimmerstud's badges

swimmerstud's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML

#20086118
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24162) - you deserved it (2739)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

#20069063
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (3738)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22590) - you deserved it (2897)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26133) - you deserved it (12394)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

#19893089
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20337) - you deserved it (2134)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

#19870178
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21741) - you deserved it (2912)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (8190)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25851) - you deserved it (3171)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

#19739017
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (7063)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27045) - you deserved it (2838)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21672) - you deserved it (2282)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

#19586621
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21864) - you deserved it (5256)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23908) - you deserved it (2693)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (2657)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: