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Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30224) - you deserved it (2635)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44788) - you deserved it (6039)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (12164)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33431) - you deserved it (87904)

On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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