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Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (2056)
On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (2056)
On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (2056)
On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (2056)
On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States
Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (2056)
On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48658) - you deserved it (5248)
On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (61962)
On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (61962)
On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (61962)
On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (61962)
On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (6472)
On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
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