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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16185
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56147) - you deserved it (6977)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12619) - you deserved it (69084)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12619) - you deserved it (69084)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12619) - you deserved it (69084)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

#17184494
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12619) - you deserved it (69084)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:07am - love - by sarahbeth93 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34184) - you deserved it (7156)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30336) - you deserved it (2732)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)



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