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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16768
  • Number of comments : 789
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sweet_candy_ : Click on the pic or don't. I heart KaySL and every1luvsboners.

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sweet_candy_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33593) - you deserved it (4935)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (6187)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (97420)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

#17211353
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (3975)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

#17211324
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45539) - you deserved it (4343)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35170) - you deserved it (2571)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36231) - you deserved it (3709)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46319) - you deserved it (4841)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28949) - you deserved it (14648)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14806) - you deserved it (45006)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42096) - you deserved it (10362)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

#17203545
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32520) - you deserved it (2457)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

#17202338
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (2692)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

#17201807
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (12824)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33474) - you deserved it (3548)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States



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