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Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by TKDConnor92 / 07/22/2011 at 6:51am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by dontfencemein / 07/22/2011 at 12:25am / United States / Money
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by oliverP123 / 07/22/2011 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
by blah / 07/21/2011 at 10:10am / United States / Health
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
by dullstuff / 07/21/2011 at 8:34am / Belgium (Liege) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/21/2011 at 7:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to… Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said… Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your…