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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55578) - you deserved it (9876)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41126) - you deserved it (11109)

On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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