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swansongz
  • Town/Country : Sarasota, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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