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Swansongz's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

By Saradee - / Monday 24 December 2012 04:55 / United States - Inglewood

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

By alicia - / Thursday 20 December 2012 22:45 / Canada - Montreal