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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 April 1980 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 987
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

#6130928
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40589) - you deserved it (7029)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13057) - you deserved it (73027)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13661) - you deserved it (47805)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML

#5659886
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45570) - you deserved it (3380)

On 10/05/2009 at 9:55am - love - by Konstantine (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49586) - you deserved it (6195)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

#5002532
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42434) - you deserved it (18291)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

#4950389
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47294) - you deserved it (11683)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16123) - you deserved it (49931)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384443) - you deserved it (44119)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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