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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 June 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, Some Beefd-up Guy Wearing A Wife-beater Sat In Restaurant, Took Out A Big Sack Of Coins, And Playd My Little Pony Songs On The Jukebox Fir 4 Hours Straight. I Couldn't Summon The Courage To Tell Him To Leave.

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22800) - you deserved it (5262)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

yesterday as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid . Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him . FML

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132 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I mishered a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh an nodded mah head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I got more excitd when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got marrid . fat FML

#16942912
146 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Taday I ad to go to a birtday party 4 10 year old triplets. Tey've all been dead 4 more tan 9 years. FML

#16755181
391 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was dumpad. I ran homa an criad an rantad on an on to my mothar. Aftar about 10 minutas of talking , sha thraw a book at my faca an said , "No wondar ha dumpad you! You can't shut up!" FML

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101 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood fir mah sister's wedding.

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454 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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107 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I received a text from my grlfriend to break up with me . I was upset . One minute later another text looool from her said "sorry wrong person." FML

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141 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)



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