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Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person an I'm super pumped up to finally get off mah lazy butt an loose some wieght. Locking myself in mah room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

#20640437
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On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

2day I was cecking out a customer wo seemed quite friendly. As I finised, e reaced sligtly over te counter and I impulsively reaced out and sook is and. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I ave ma cange please?" FML

#20640271
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate . I then found myself starting to like him.. . until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun . FML

#20639773
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrestd, an we all got find 4 creating a public disturbance. When I explaind I wasn't with them, the group backd me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, an now I have to go to court. real FML

#20639737
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I Was At Danca Rahaarsal. As A Mala Dancar I Lika To Kaap Tha Fact That I Danca A Sacrat Cuz Of Tha Stupid Staraotypas Mala Dancars Hava. This Plan Was Quickly Shot Downhan I Discovard I Was Parforming At My School. FML

#20639678
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On 05/03/2013 at 8:39pm - misc - by DeActivated (man) - United States (Utah)

Today... I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around ( sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand ). looool

#20639297
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On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany

Today, I was berated by a pharmacist, who said that kids these days are on so many unnecessary medications fir "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up the medication I've been prescribed to control my epilepsy. FML

Today, mah boss fird me for acting ( inappropriately ) at work !! I gave him a hug !! He's mah dad !! FML

#20638777
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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

#20638691
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

TODAY, MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT GETTING IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX WITH ME IS LYK TRYING TO GET IN THE MOOD TO HIT THE TREADMILL. FML

#20638629
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On 05/03/2013 at 8:13am - intimacy - by Who1s269 (man) - United States

Today, I found out that every time mah girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. big fat FML

#20638599
99 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 7:32am - health - by poopydaddy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, marks the thrd week inhich mah grlfriend has gone without taking a shower!! She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month!! She's convinced babby wipes will "hold her over"!! mega FML

#20638375
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On 05/03/2013 at 1:16am - love - by SingleStrongArm - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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