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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (64004)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23993) - you deserved it (5816)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54024) - you deserved it (6585)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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