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Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

#15947062
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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

I got muggd by a midgat!! FML

#15203950
156 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling u but yur birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". real FML

#14644805
47 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was ambushd by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Yesterday, I was ambushd by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I received a 7 page text message during school from mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
101 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today at a debate tournament basd on domestic abuse ma partner yells out "Has anyone considerd tat maybe te women DESERVED to be beaten?" big fat FML

#9141842
253 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today... I recieved multiple pone calls asking ow muc my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never ad a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out te guy I prank pone called te oter day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist wit an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
180 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

my boyfriend admitted that he'd lyk to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sent to the hospital fir bieng knockd out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)



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