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Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling u but yur birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". real FML
Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML
Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML
Today... I recieved multiple pone calls asking ow muc my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never ad a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out te guy I prank pone called te oter day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist wit an add for a Siamese cat. FML
todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Friday 27 March 2015