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  • Town/Country : close to floridaaa. , usaaa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1991 (21 years)
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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25250) - you deserved it (4810)

On 01/07/2013 at 8:01am - intimacy - by wetsheets (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12694) - you deserved it (35450)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML

#20400460
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On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)



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