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suoerkewl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1091
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About suoerkewl : Snapchat || patrizle

Hey, my name is Patrik and I like to chill with friends and go to the beach. I like talking to people so feel free to message!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50465) - you deserved it (9549)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148465) - you deserved it (21666)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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