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suoerkewl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1515
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About suoerkewl : Snapchat || patrizle

Hey, my name is Patrik and I like to chill with friends and go to the beach. I like talking to people so feel free to message!

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Fucked!<b>siona</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 10:51pm<b>cappellaaa</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:33am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 1:16pm<b>chicken_noodle</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 2:41am

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suoerkewl's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

by dam01 / 08/02/2009 at 3:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

by Hikara / 04/13/2009 at 9:44am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy