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Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18404) - you deserved it (36779)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28173) - you deserved it (4267)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)



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