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sunkissedluster
  • Town/Country : Wouldn't you like to know?, Illinois
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1511
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sunkissedluster : I'm Lisa, just graduated high school a year early, yeah girl! Stuck between jobs right now. I respect a lot of the commenters, though some of the regulars are just retarded as hell. The comments are usually HILARIOUS. I make dumb comments sometimes, but half the time I get thumbed down for no real reason. I love messages, just sayin'.

I adore Perdix, Noor, Keevarou, Every1luvsboners, and MercyFML.

There are some huge fuckheads here who just should delete their accounts. They ruin the comments for everyone with a brain, but that never stops their cheerleaders thumbing all their stupid comments up.

I don't like DocBastard, Gracehi, Schizomaniac, or KaySL. Sorry that having an opinion is such a horrible thing in a free country. *shrug*

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Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
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I agree, your life sucks (11218) - you deserved it (48825)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59641) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44749) - you deserved it (3164)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82314) - you deserved it (37700)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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