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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2045
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sunkissedluster : I'm Lisa, just graduated high school a year early, yeah girl! Stuck between jobs right now. I respect a lot of the commenters, though some of the regulars are just retarded as hell. The comments are usually HILARIOUS. I make dumb comments sometimes, but half the time I get thumbed down for no real reason. I love messages, just sayin'.

I adore Perdix, Noor, Keevarou, Every1luvsboners, and MercyFML.

There are some huge fuckheads here who just should delete their accounts. They ruin the comments for everyone with a brain, but that never stops their cheerleaders thumbing all their stupid comments up.

I don't like DocBastard, Gracehi, Schizomaniac, or KaySL. Sorry that having an opinion is such a horrible thing in a free country. *shrug*

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Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
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I agree, your life sucks (33132) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28155) - you deserved it (8066)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (6609)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24796) - you deserved it (5492)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22867) - you deserved it (3483)

On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version



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