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sunkissedluster

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1726
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sunkissedluster : I'm Lisa, just graduated high school a year early, yeah girl! Stuck between jobs right now. I respect a lot of the commenters, though some of the regulars are just retarded as hell. The comments are usually HILARIOUS. I make dumb comments sometimes, but half the time I get thumbed down for no real reason. I love messages, just sayin'.

I adore Perdix, Noor, Keevarou, Every1luvsboners, and MercyFML.

There are some huge fuckheads here who just should delete their accounts. They ruin the comments for everyone with a brain, but that never stops their cheerleaders thumbing all their stupid comments up.

I don't like DocBastard, Gracehi, Schizomaniac, or KaySL. Sorry that having an opinion is such a horrible thing in a free country. *shrug*

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Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26209) - you deserved it (7811)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53100) - you deserved it (3266)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38121) - you deserved it (23205)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39966) - you deserved it (8052)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

#16301661
199 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36668) - you deserved it (4297)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46626) - you deserved it (9257)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10273) - you deserved it (38155)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54924) - you deserved it (4245)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30179) - you deserved it (7351)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69539) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (6060)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32995) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24162) - you deserved it (8080)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36882) - you deserved it (8540)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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