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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1833
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sunkissedluster : I'm Lisa, just graduated high school a year early, yeah girl! Stuck between jobs right now. I respect a lot of the commenters, though some of the regulars are just retarded as hell. The comments are usually HILARIOUS. I make dumb comments sometimes, but half the time I get thumbed down for no real reason. I love messages, just sayin'.

I adore Perdix, Noor, Keevarou, Every1luvsboners, and MercyFML.

There are some huge fuckheads here who just should delete their accounts. They ruin the comments for everyone with a brain, but that never stops their cheerleaders thumbing all their stupid comments up.

I don't like DocBastard, Gracehi, Schizomaniac, or KaySL. Sorry that having an opinion is such a horrible thing in a free country. *shrug*

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Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13317) - you deserved it (31493)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

#20167613
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17198) - you deserved it (2048)

On 11/18/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by creys - United States

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

#20127667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (1497)

On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

#20113997
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34776) - you deserved it (2848)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

#20113299
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22926) - you deserved it (5973)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

#20113138
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18993) - you deserved it (3063)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

#20112873
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23511) - you deserved it (2206)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74902) - you deserved it (8768)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

#20111868
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (26864)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:02am - love - by goodeyesight (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

#20111636
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22322) - you deserved it (3982)

On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (4909)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17803) - you deserved it (34257)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

#19738817
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19086) - you deserved it (7922)

On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32899) - you deserved it (3124)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)



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