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by dumped / 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
by spriggs / 07/25/2010 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous90 / 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
by Wawawiwa / 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm / Namibia (Windhoek) / Intimacy
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML
by SlickMcK / 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
by bleredoshia / 04/08/2010 at 12:27am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by single now / 02/26/2010 at 12:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Obsessed / 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by vikhelios / 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
by soonaked / 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Junior / 01/26/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
by kikinemo / 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take… Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?"… Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't…