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by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Me / 09/10/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
by carwife / 08/21/2010 at 12:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
by wtf / 08/15/2010 at 8:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by verno02 / 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Brandon / 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/31/2010 at 11:03am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by 34_22_34 / 07/28/2010 at 3:27pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML
by RWW / 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
- Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl… Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something… Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more…