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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

#13980533
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15722) - you deserved it (35266)

On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

#13978523
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
99 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

#13975253
64 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

#13974897
156 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

#13972992
69 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 9:48am - animals - by Seline -

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

#13968258
104 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

#13967248
177 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

#13962555
134 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

#13962286
112 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

#13947465
125 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (9168)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)



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