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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (49137)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (47553)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (9015)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

2day Mah Sister Lost A Leg. Immediately After Hereing The News , Mah Boyfriend Started Cracking Jokes About Getting Her A Job At IHOP. Mega FML

Today, I ad no coice but to sake te and of a customer,o just moments before, ad te aforementioned and down te front of is pants, scratcing is snowglobes !! FML

#14882108
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28951) - you deserved it (3295)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. mega FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (3030)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was requird to stop eating, an drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely 4 the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shovd up my rectum. FML

#14630970
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21412) - you deserved it (3297)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out tat my ovar protactiva brotar is going to mova in wit ma wan a gats out of jail. My cancas of avar baing in a ralationsip ara now naxt to zaro. FML

#14601151
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30409) - you deserved it (4219)

On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

Today, I bleaced ma air. Not only did it fry, it also as a very noticeable green tint and because of te damage, I can't dye it again 4 a wile. Now I keep getting asked "Wy so serious?" by ma friends.

#14600579
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (29432)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today I cleand mah entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. mega FML

#14567308
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7302) - you deserved it (34395)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (3268)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, seieng Ozzy Osbourne live fir te frst time, I was trying to get te perfect poto of te entre band on stage. Tat is, until a sudden burst of pyrotecnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from te camera itting me in te face. FML

#13982086
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18692) - you deserved it (8566)

On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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