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by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
by NotAsToughAsHeThinks / 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Montana) / Health
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by hushnow / 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Work
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by sammsamm56 / 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm / United States / Love
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm / United Kingdom (Torbay) / Miscellaneous
by John / 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm / United States (New York) / Health
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2010 at 12:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous