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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About suchaprettygirl : I'm boring. Sorry to waste your time.

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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37050) - you deserved it (10086)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38791) - you deserved it (6341)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44377) - you deserved it (6712)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72344) - you deserved it (5873)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (15396)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

#15522363
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45692) - you deserved it (3670)

On 03/27/2011 at 10:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (14313)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68423) - you deserved it (3648)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad explained to me the "chain of command" for our house. McKinley, Mom, himself, Charlie, then me. McKinley is my two year old daughter and Charlie is the dog. He was dead serious. FML

#13623342
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20808) - you deserved it (5002)

On 10/28/2010 at 2:39am - animals - by katie06 - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8411) - you deserved it (38062)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64948) - you deserved it (7990)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

#9037172
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (2644)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7403) - you deserved it (27158)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27704) - you deserved it (3695)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

#6864986
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27880) - you deserved it (12033)

On 12/21/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by notpregnant (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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