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by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by jack / 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by en3rg1zer21 / 08/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm / United States / Health
Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
by Username / 08/05/2011 at 10:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
by iloveryanhiga / 08/05/2011 at 5:27am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 3:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
by mommytobe / 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Tim / 08/03/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Love
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
- Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, after bothering my brother he felt a logical act of revenge was to set my phone on fire. My… Today, as I swung my leg over the baby gate on the stairs my foot decided to make contact with the…