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Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by iloveryanhiga (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)
Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm - kids - by mommytobe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States
Today, I quit smoking. It seems that when you don't smoke for almost 24 hours, your sense of smell comes back. I then noticed how disgusting my apartment smells. Great. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm - misc - by Username - United States (California)
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
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