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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>imateapot_723</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 6:46pm

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

#20075179
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10290) - you deserved it (22077) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/16/2012 at 6:50pm - animals - by romainmain - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

#20074793
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (2357)

On 09/16/2012 at 3:48pm - health - by Derp McShitstain (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

#20074444
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (52916)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20469) - you deserved it (3523)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML

#20074281
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17853) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by kacie smith - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

#20074089
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19073) - you deserved it (5885)

On 09/16/2012 at 3:00am - love - by distracted - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

#20073639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22229) - you deserved it (1953)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

#20073442
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (3271)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by FullMonty (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

#20072843
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7905) - you deserved it (43219)

On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36677) - you deserved it (1985)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast". That is not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

#20072637
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22175) - you deserved it (2206)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:07am - health - by Leashaness (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24870) - you deserved it (2550)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

#20072391
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19438) - you deserved it (1410)

On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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