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About stryder : k soo umm im 17 yrs old.
fuckin right i like to party
mmmm vodkaaa and sour pusssssssssss
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML
Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of mah childhood, I noticed how looool many mah mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she cummed home from work I jokingly asked, "When did u start hating me?" She replied, "When u were 4". FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML
Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."
TODAY, I WAS PRETENDING TO USE THE FORCE TO OPERATE THE ELEVATOR AT HOTEL, GETTING REALLY INTO IT. SOMEONE WAS WAITING TO GET ON AT FLOOR AN SAW ME. NOT TO MENTION THE STAFF NOW BRINGS IT UP EVERY TIME I'M AROUND. APPARENTLY THEY HAVE CAMERAS IN THERE ELEVATORS. BIG FAT FML
Today, I was working in mah stora. Right around closing, a lady cummad in to try soma things on. I want to tha back anhan I cummad out, sha was standing in tha middla of tha room with fluid coming from batwaan har lags. I askad har if sha was going into labor. Sha wasn't. Sha was paaing. raal FML
today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML
Today my boyfriend an I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand he grabs onto me an says looool ( I'm a koala an you're my eucalyptus tree! ) He then continued to latch onto me 4 a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Today, After 9 Mont In Our Relationsip, My Boyfriend And I Lost Our Virginity To Eac Oter. We Ad Incredible, Mind-blowing Sex. An Our Later, E Broke Up Wit Me Because Apparently "my Orgasm Face Is Ugly." FML
Friday 27 March 2015