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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 962
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stryder : k soo umm im 17 yrs old.
fuckin right i like to party
mmmm vodkaaa and sour pusssssssssss

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Taday I went to retrieve mah sneakers that mah wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. real FML

#4604892
115 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML

#4582506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15144) - you deserved it (39289)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I was at tha laka watching a romantic sunsat with my boyfriand. Ha tandarly startad touching my thigh... than startad shaking my lag to tha rhythmhila singing tha J-E-L-L-O thama song. FML

#4570471
100 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of mah childhood, I noticed how looool many mah mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she cummed home from work I jokingly asked, "When did u start hating me?" She replied, "When u were 4". FML

#4460221
69 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS PRETENDING TO USE THE FORCE TO OPERATE THE ELEVATOR AT HOTEL, GETTING REALLY INTO IT. SOMEONE WAS WAITING TO GET ON AT FLOOR AN SAW ME. NOT TO MENTION THE STAFF NOW BRINGS IT UP EVERY TIME I'M AROUND. APPARENTLY THEY HAVE CAMERAS IN THERE ELEVATORS. BIG FAT FML

#4342634
84 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 7:16pm - misc - by beckzx58 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working in mah stora. Right around closing, a lady cummad in to try soma things on. I want to tha back anhan I cummad out, sha was standing in tha middla of tha room with fluid coming from batwaan har lags. I askad har if sha was going into labor. Sha wasn't. Sha was paaing. raal FML

#4238671
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52785) - you deserved it (2322)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML

#4207325
253 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing mah breasts together and making them talk. FML

#4113781
168 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:28pm - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (California)

today I was peieng in a urinal at a bar!! A drunk guy comes in, and seieng no urinal open, he decide to pee between my legs from behind me!! He didn't have good aim!! FML

#4081805
142 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, After 9 Mont In Our Relationsip, My Boyfriend And I Lost Our Virginity To Eac Oter. We Ad Incredible, Mind-blowing Sex. An Our Later, E Broke Up Wit Me Because Apparently "my Orgasm Face Is Ugly." FML

#4031400
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71316) - you deserved it (8653)

On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)



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