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stronghand0331

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3619
  • Number of comments : 324
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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stronghand0331's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67049) - you deserved it (39300)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

#2621619
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47493) - you deserved it (10319)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

#834791
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60422) - you deserved it (5414)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

#153350
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56084) - you deserved it (4547)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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