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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML


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