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strayaway
  • Town/Country : MN
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41376) - you deserved it (3312)

On 03/27/2013 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28967) - you deserved it (2997)

On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19937) - you deserved it (5445)

On 08/07/2012 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Nightmares - United States



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