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strawberry_78
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, AZ, USA
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  • Number of visits : 55772
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About strawberry_78 : I like reading about people with worse lives than mine. I laugh, I smile, I sympathize, I cringe. Thank god for FML.

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Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

#1896240
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36554) - you deserved it (7188)

On 05/13/2009 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

#429248
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27981) - you deserved it (78971)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (410449) - you deserved it (22769)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41371) - you deserved it (250773)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42357) - you deserved it (104624)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146231) - you deserved it (9865)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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