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Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19031) - you deserved it (4960)

On 02/27/2010 at 4:28pm - health - by atmac95 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (2281) - you deserved it (34023)

On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (25014) - you deserved it (4155)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22479) - you deserved it (2675)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30291) - you deserved it (8125)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version