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stormchaser24
  • Town/Country : Columbia, SC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 6897
  • Number of comments : 563
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12880) - you deserved it (39208)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

#16425645
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26199) - you deserved it (12001)

On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20107) - you deserved it (45918)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

#16398150
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (13070)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (2918)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19105) - you deserved it (45205)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10256) - you deserved it (204114)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I tore up my airborne academy admission documents because my lab results weren't good enough. A few hours later, they called me to apologize for the misunderstanding, mine turned out to be perfect and they'd accepted me. They need me tomorrow with all the documents to finalize the admission. FML

#16263514
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14524) - you deserved it (35712)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46am - work - by SkyDiver -

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

#16235775
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9735) - you deserved it (40174)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12050) - you deserved it (61057)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40705) - you deserved it (6949)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35537) - you deserved it (9881)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

#16169430
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13411) - you deserved it (32139)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

#16169430
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13411) - you deserved it (32139)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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