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stormchaser24

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stormchaser24

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11634
  • Number of comments : 568
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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stormchaser24's favorite FMLs

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25276) - you deserved it (113624)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76312) - you deserved it (11378)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76312) - you deserved it (11378)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -



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