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stormchaser24

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13131
  • Number of comments : 571
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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stormchaser24's favorite FMLs

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7756) - you deserved it (64601)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (11184)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

#493
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24209) - you deserved it (7226)

On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (2317)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48334) - you deserved it (8992)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48334) - you deserved it (8992)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (17455)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

#756
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26383) - you deserved it (5769)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (4375)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (40233)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (40233)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (40233)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (40233)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (40233)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52896) - you deserved it (3767)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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