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stormchaser24
  • Town/Country : Columbia, SC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 6947
  • Number of comments : 563
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16061) - you deserved it (1829)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16061) - you deserved it (1829)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5411) - you deserved it (20312)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4726) - you deserved it (17521)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9633) - you deserved it (5251)

On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

#1008
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10945) - you deserved it (8312)

On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11588) - you deserved it (7128)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

#956
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4367) - you deserved it (15174)

On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4291) - you deserved it (34147)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4291) - you deserved it (34147)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4291) - you deserved it (34147)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17749) - you deserved it (3177)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22250) - you deserved it (6341)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9197) - you deserved it (46101)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11023) - you deserved it (1172)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version



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