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stormchaser24

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stormchaser24

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11921
  • Number of comments : 568
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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stormchaser24's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6228) - you deserved it (44577)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25096) - you deserved it (3987)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26140) - you deserved it (5888)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (9168)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

#1459
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (39076)

On 01/17/2009 at 1:41pm - health - by zaneey - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11572) - you deserved it (34121)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9606) - you deserved it (39024)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6955) - you deserved it (24529)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6811) - you deserved it (25884)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16525) - you deserved it (9288)

On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

#1008
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15000) - you deserved it (9922)

On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16503) - you deserved it (8397)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

#956
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6072) - you deserved it (20099)

On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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