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stormchaser24

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stormchaser24

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8884
  • Number of comments : 567
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77659) - you deserved it (17039)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

#9718
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13293) - you deserved it (47131)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (31330)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19981) - you deserved it (34059)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35322) - you deserved it (7576)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

#4464
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18873) - you deserved it (4234)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17632) - you deserved it (2466)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17632) - you deserved it (2466)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7685) - you deserved it (14987)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23690) - you deserved it (2592)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27666) - you deserved it (2671)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28621) - you deserved it (6790)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

#2482
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15944) - you deserved it (2620)

On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46931) - you deserved it (8758)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7401) - you deserved it (26169)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)



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