About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*
I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson
"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."
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Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)
Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 7:48pm - work - by I quit (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm - misc - by honeybadger123 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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