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stormchaser24

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stormchaser24

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11916
  • Number of comments : 568
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

About stormchaser24 : *i have 92 FMLs because my idiot friend got on my computer and tried to post them.*

I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, and the Bill of Rights.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.” — Thomas Jefferson

"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered."

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stormchaser24's favorite FMLs

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

#15895508
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43745) - you deserved it (8018)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35665) - you deserved it (3393)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35637) - you deserved it (17533)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27262) - you deserved it (7826)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35281) - you deserved it (4137)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44427) - you deserved it (3760)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

#15669664
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39585) - you deserved it (6690)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

#15624701
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (16894)

On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (11786)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33713) - you deserved it (45368)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71963) - you deserved it (9858)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13879) - you deserved it (69511)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50294) - you deserved it (8182)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13056) - you deserved it (47761)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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