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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 January 1988 (22 years)
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Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you totally deserved it (10881)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63515) - you totally deserved it (9701)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31693) - you totally deserved it (13621)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48239) - you totally deserved it (21095)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

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