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stfuchivonne
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 January 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 8711
  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

#506180 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (48757) - you deserved it (12427)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

#459925 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (69472) - you deserved it (11092)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

#243465 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (35072) - you deserved it (14839)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (54150) - you deserved it (23596)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)