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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About stevenN659 : hi all, well now what to say? hi i live in this small country known as australia, wouldnt change it for the world. would love to visit many other countries, but there will never be another place like home.
I like to do weird and crazy things, like skydiving and bunji jumping. im not sure how to take it that one step further to really get the blood pumping.

i cant stop reading FML, im on the app atleast 10 times a day just hoping that there are more. message me if you will, i dont bite, :')

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Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML


I agree, your life sucks (41591) - you deserved it (6662)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML


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