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by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by footfood / 06/27/2011 at 10:56am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
by kingpin9219 / 05/30/2011 at 12:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm / United States / Health
by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML
by sucks / 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator. One call in "Thank you for calling… Today, I got pizza on the way home from a night out after a few beers and not eating all day. I got… Today, I stuck my hands in my pocket to get my phone during math class. The teacher then announced…