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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
by um... what the fuck, miss? / 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lonely girl / 03/11/2013 at 12:17am / United States / Love
by married an old man / 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by DEATHBYEX1LE / 03/04/2013 at 12:01am / Australia / Love
by tongue tied / 02/11/2013 at 3:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
by NewlyDread / 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Why Me? / 01/31/2013 at 4:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by sarah6786 / 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by airrinw_33 / 01/20/2013 at 10:55pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/17/2013 at 5:43am / United States / Work
Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML
by Kallian / 01/16/2013 at 6:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Kendra_Nine / 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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