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Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by robotchickens (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by owned (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by travinator121611 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
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