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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56547) - you deserved it (5209)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (6561)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)



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