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steadycreepin
  • Town/Country : Texas, 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1132
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21662) - you deserved it (6484)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14279) - you deserved it (27021)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

#18896792
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21576) - you deserved it (2007)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39060) - you deserved it (3206)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12659) - you deserved it (24585)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (8033)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
273 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

#18737590
137 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

#18737590
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22879) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML

#18735409
117 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (4591) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26803) - you deserved it (2990)

On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14624) - you deserved it (37002)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22752) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)



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